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Writing humour is the ultimate form of escapism

Writing humour is the most fun ever but it is really difficult and requires a very special frame of mind.

Try writing humour when you’ve just had a fight with the wife or when you’ve just been made redundant or been rejected by that online magazine for the billionth time. It’s not easy.

On the other hand, I like writing humour because it gets me out of my own skin so much and leads me to some very strange places. It is the ultimate form of escapist writing. The more ridiculous the circumstances and storyline the better, although it is always necessary for the humorous storyline to be just believable.

In Blogging Stroganoff, my main character is Hoppy - obviously no connection with myself - and he has his ridiculous obsessions which crop up each day. He thinks he’s the world’s greatest cook but can’t even make toast without setting the kitchen on fire. He hates his publisher who is having an affair with his wife. He will work very hard to ensure he is able to be lazy and never ever meet a publishing date.

I really enjoyed writing Blogging Stroganoff and the other episodes on that humorous blog but it took a lot of effort. I may return and add some more but, for now, it will have to amuse passing readers as it can.

The other interesting fact is that I never got many readers for that story which demonstrates just how competitive the humour genre is online.

So, writing humour is fun. It gets you out of yourself but it’s also very difficult to write and the online market is very competitive. But, when your sides are splitting as you re-edit your best piece, perhaps it’s all worth while after all.

Do you write humour? What do you think?

Bye for now

Rob

Rob Hopcott - online author

Writing online novels that build tension to screaming point by Rob Hopcott

I love writing novels because it allows me to build up the storyline tension over a long period of time until it absolutely screams out to be released. Does that make me a really bad person?

In Sarah’s Price, we see Sarah, the main character, standing on the top of a hill in the countryside with a man to whom she is not attracted but with whom she is reluctantly going to be spending an illicit weekend away from her husband.

As each page goes by, the moment comes nearer when she will or will not have to complete her part of the bargain.

Sarah’s Price, my free online novel, is set in the middle of the 1990s recession in the UK and so is very topical in these credit crunch times.

How is the recession for you?

Bye for now

Rob

Rob Hopcott - online author

Why write something new each day? Because it feels so fantastic!

I just read an article by Emma Darwin entitled the contemplative wolf which forced me to break away from my latest project of love which is my new online flash fiction site.

The target I set myself, three weeks ago, was to write a new flash fiction or short story each day for five days a week.

Each night, I read my pocket diary of story ideas so that, when I wake up in the early hours of the morning worrying whether I’ll make it up the creative writing tree for another day, I will have something to mull over.

Every morning, when I wake, after tossing and turning for much of the night, I keep my eyes closed going through my story options for the day, no matter whatever else is going on around me.

Sometimes the short story, flash fiction, or whatever comes refined after days of mulling over. Sometimes, it comes like a shaft of light shining into my soul.

Then, over breakfast, I’m pounding my laptop keyboard in the kitchen hoping I can get the words down before they disappear like the mists that drift across Exmoor each morning.

Finally, I can write ‘The End’.

I read it over aloud. I rewrite words and phrases. I put it away for several hours. Sometimes, I even get dressed before midday. Then I start putting it up on-line which gives me the chance to read it over again and still make some changes.

It’s the next moment that Emma Darwin describes so well.

The story somehow is suddenly born. It exists. It’s as good as I can get it - for now anyway - and to my best ability, it’s good enough.

I smile, leap of my chair and punch the air! Wow! (I really do).

In that moment it is crystal clear to me why I write, why I can’t stop and why I have set myself the task of writing a new story a day for as long as I can.

Yes, it’s scary. Yes, it’s hard work. Yes, it takes enormous effort. Yes I don’t know whether I will be able to do it again tomorrow.

But it feels so fantastic and I reckon Emma Darwin has described this feeling perfectly.

If you want to know why writing fictions is worth the effort and how it feels, check her article out.

Bye for now

Rob Hopcott

(online author - fiction - news)

Earn huge money from surveys … NOT!

My foray into the world of paid surveys by Deborah Ng is a salutary warning to the many who may be tempted by the ‘get rich quick’ adverts that abound the Internet.

What is particularly nice about this post is that Deborah Ng says she eventually found success using her freelance writing skills.

Bye for now

Rob

(Rob Hopcott - online free fiction and comments to the universe)

Sensational story first lines from short stories, novels and novellas

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Challacombe ford

I was glad to see Novas comments in distraction no. 99 about story opening lines. A few months back, I tried to start a discussion on a writing forum about best first lines people thought they had written but nobody seemed interested.

I suppose putting a mountain of difficulty right at the beginning of a story practically encourages writer’s block, even before getting started, for some writers.

I’ve had this first line going around in my head a while now:

‘1967 I started my short story … It’s almost finished.’

Problem is, I’ve got no story to go with it … :-)

However, I am quite proud of a lot of first line I’ve written. Here are a few…

From Holiday to Murder:

‘Slain woman with rose tattoo naked in holiday home rural retreat murder’

the headline screamed.

From Kingfisher Blue:

She walked into Smokey’s Bar like the breeze that sometimes caresses your face on a gray day. Her fair, nearly blonde hair was pulled back into a ponytail with two wisps hanging down by each eye. The bustle of the bar absorbed her into its midst and I lost track of her until she surfaced by the gamblers.

From Blooding of Amelia-Rose:

Amelia-Rose struggled to hang the wedding dress on the line. The water-soaked material was heavy and she felt the sadness in her heart well up as she gently pegged it up to dry naturally in the balmy air. Memories were revived with each peg - good memories at first but then many bad ones. Soon they began to overwhelm her so she tried to make the thoughts go away by imagining them hanging up and being refreshed by the healing morning breeze.

From Unwelcome Paradise:

Rod deposited the offending jeans and three socks on the floor of his bedroom where they belonged, found the stolen computer’s power button and switched it on.

From Burglars:

Alice sat neatly down at the kitchen table of her 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs of London. The burglar slouched at the other end of the vinyl kitchen table.

How did she know he slouched, she wondered. After all, the grey packing tape that blindfolded her excluded even the slightest chink of light. But she did.

From The Farmer’s Story: Cool Waters:

Cool waters glisten enticingly under a diamond blue sky.

My time on this earth in this moment seems to hang balanced between the ebb and flow of the tide that rocks against our tiny beach … and the scream of the herring gull.

Shudder … It fair makes my spine tingle reading them!

However, I’d better call an end to this post as I guess it’s becoming a bit self congratulatory :-)

Anybody else got any good story first liners?

Bye for now

Rob

(Rob Hopcott - online author and lover of great first lines)

Writing and critics

I was just over at Killer Year, which is a murder mystery site, reading the article ‘Bruised Egos’, which is about the impact of critics on a writer.

The Killer Year article made me remember an email I received from a reader of a short story I’d put on one of my free online short story sites which I was quite proud of.

The article dealt with the question of who was the ultimate arbiter of quality and how different were people’s opinions of the same short story.

For me, at the end of the day, it’s the feeling of “Oh my God, did I write that … yes!” when I go back and read my stories after the passage of some time, that tells me I’ve done a good job.

Some stuff I read the other day, that I’d written a long time ago, almost moved me to tears … (on the other hand, maybe the story is just a mental fit because I wrote it).

My worst experience by a critic was a reader who emailed me and accused me of plagiarising Agatha Christie. I wrote back saying I’d never actually knowingly read her stuff because I’ve never really been able to get into it. On the other hand, I admitted her stories had been on television lots and maybe I’d picked up a story line without being aware. I ended up by saying how hurting I found her comments, when all I was trying to do was put free original short stories online for other people’s pleasure.

She wrote me back saying maybe she’d been over harsh and said to call it quits but that was years ago and the memory still stays with me.

Maybe there’s a good murder mystery based around killing a critic … But then Agatha Christie has probably done it already :-)

Bye for now

Rob

(Rob Hopcott - online author … and oh so sensitive )

Writing online from new mobile office RV / camper van

Online writers camper van office

Online writers camper van office

My New Year’s writing resolution is to leave behind my work at home office to work in as many countryside locations as I can legally park my new (preloved) used RV / campervan.

Hopefully, working from my RV/ camper van in different daily rural locations each day will also enable me to explore many new lunch time walks and I intend to record these in my new walking blog

Read all about my first day writing in my new RV / camper van parked in the beautiful English countryside.

If anybody knows beautiful free places to park up and work for the day for an impecunious online writer, I’d love to hear of them.

Bye for now

Rob

Rob Hopcott - online author